May 2011
1 post
“Hahaha you’re head’s on fire. Bump it.”
– Hank, on Portal
May 1st
April 2011
5 posts
1 tag
We're Sorry
There hasn’t been a podcast in a while, and probably won’t be one for a while. Blame Cory, that’s what I do and it always works out well.
Apr 28th
1 tag
“GOD! If the Packers win, I’ll castrate myself.”
– Cory, showing his dedication.
Apr 28th
5 notes
1 tag
“I’m glad your nights are on fire. And “nights” is pronounced...”
– Cory, in a typical conversation.
Apr 28th
1 tag
“That was a hot massage.”
– Cory
Apr 28th
1 tag
So Wrong
Hank: All the hottest ladies are at Concentration Camp.
Cory: Yeah. They're skinny, too.
Apr 28th
January 2011
6 posts
1 tag
Discovery
Cory: You know what I do to people on the floor?
Hank: Sodomize them?
Cory: You done figured me out.
Jan 31st
1 note
1 tag
“I hate you, Hank. I honestly hate you.”
– Cory, on Hank’s “Ball Towel” post
Jan 28th
2 notes
1 tag
“This is now my ball towel. It will be used for drying my balls and all other...”
– Hank, upon finding a new hand-towel in his laundry.
Jan 27th
3 notes
1 tag
Demands
Hank: Have you updated the site in a while?
Cory: No.
Hank: I said some great shit the other night; you should put one of those up.
Cory: I don't really remember anything funny you said...
Hank: What? Don't you write down witty things I say in a notebook?
Cory: ...You think I should write down things you say in a notebook? A quote book?
Hank: Yes. Why is it not so?
Jan 24th
1 note
1 tag
Jan 2nd
1 tag
Status Update
So Cory, that stupid bitchtits, decided to not come celebrate New Year’s Eve with us down in MPLS. I even had the mic and everything (ok, not really, I’m just guilt-tripping him now) and he refused to show up. So them’s the breaks.
Jan 2nd
December 2010
17 posts
1 tag
Dec 23rd
1 tag
Dec 22nd
Anonymous asked: where r u guys from?
Dec 22nd
Anonymous asked: Inception??? Thoughts on it? Favorite classic movie 60's down.
Dec 22nd
Anonymous asked: I would like you to explain what a hypotemoose is.
Dec 22nd
1 tag
The Ask and Submit Buttons!
Use them if you wish, because they are awesome. They give you a little bit of control over what we talk about and we like discussing topics. What this will do is make us argue, which we know is funny. Thanks again for the support!
Dec 18th
Listensmartwentstupid: maggizine: headabovewaterx: ...
Dec 17th
25 notes
1 tag
Dec 17th
1 tag
Dec 17th
5 notes
1 tag
“It’s all virgins and neckbeards over there.”
– Hank, on a group of “Magic: The Gathering” players
Dec 16th
1 tag
“I wanna know who is ripping off sheets of toilet paper and throwing them around...”
– Hank, on the wet toilet paper on our bathroom floor.
Dec 12th
1 tag
Pantomime
Cory: You... That was... You looked like you were trying to cast a magic spell.
Hank: I was. Casting the spell of music.
Dec 10th
1 tag
Joisey Shoar
Cory: HAH! "My biggest regret is making out with Pauly D from Jersey Shore." That's funny, she actually made out with him.
Hank: Is that the one you look like?
Cory: No, that's Ronnie.
Dec 8th
1 tag
A Big Old Favor to Ask
As you’re probably aware, today is Tuesday!!! You should visit http://www.tumblr.com/directory/recommend and recommend this podcast for the directory! Thanks!
Dec 7th
1 note
1 tag
iTunes? iTunes.
Tens and tens of out listeners have been clamoring for an iTunes feed of our great podcast. Well, I’ve started that process but for now, you can go into iTunes and go “Advanced > Subscribe to Podcast…” and paste in this link: http://gladyoureonfire.tumblr.com/podcast
Dec 7th
1 tag
Dec 7th
1 tag
Roommate Love
Hank: You're not very quick on your feet.
Cory: Quick enough on my feet to kick you in the head.
Dec 1st
November 2010
10 posts
1 tag
“I’m a bitch. I ate ALL of your fruit snacks. DERP DERP DERP.”
– Hank, on his recent dumbassery
Nov 29th
1 tag
“No, see, calling you gay is gold. But this isn’t what people want.”
– Hank, on insults directed at him
Nov 16th
1 tag
“I’m like your gay Sherpa, up Mount St. Gay. And when you reach the top,...”
– Hank, on our gaytastic relationship.
Nov 16th
1 tag
“F#$& S*@# B!#^%”
– Hank, on losing at video games
Nov 8th
1 tag
“I do it because I like hearing myself… write”
– Cory, on why he writes
Nov 4th
1 tag
Nov 2nd
1 tag
“All my quotes are instant gold.”
– Hank, lying to himself
Nov 2nd
1 tag
Nov 2nd
1 tag
“I roll around with men for fun, how does that make you feel?”
– Cory, talking about his passtimes.
Nov 2nd
1 tag
Genesis
The setting is 2 AM in Middlebrook 122
Hank: You know what we should do? We should make a podcast.
Cory: ...Are you serious?
Hank: Yeah. That'd be the ill-est shit.
Cory: Fuck yeah, son.
(Silence)
Hank: What are we gonna call it?
Cory: I don't know, man. "Go Hank Yourself."
Hank: Bad Karma.
(More silence)
Hank: Because it comes back to you.
Nov 2nd