A podcast about which is the superior peanut butter and other philosophical arguments.

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"Hahaha you’re head’s on fire. Bump it."

- Hank, on Portal

We’re Sorry

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There hasn’t been a podcast in a while, and probably won’t be one for a while.

Blame Cory, that’s what I do and it always works out well.

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"GOD! If the Packers win, I’ll castrate myself."

- Cory, showing his dedication.

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"I’m glad your nights are on fire. And “nights” is pronounced “balls."

- Cory, in a typical conversation.

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"That was a hot massage."

- Cory

So Wrong

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  • Hank: All the hottest ladies are at Concentration Camp.
  • Cory: Yeah. They're skinny, too.

Discovery

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  • Cory: You know what I do to people on the floor?
  • Hank: Sodomize them?
  • Cory: You done figured me out.

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"I hate you, Hank. I honestly hate you."

- Cory, on Hank’s “Ball Towel” post

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"This is now my ball towel. It will be used for drying my balls and all other ball-related activity."

- Hank, upon finding a new hand-towel in his laundry.

Demands

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  • Hank: Have you updated the site in a while?
  • Cory: No.
  • Hank: I said some great shit the other night; you should put one of those up.
  • Cory: I don't really remember anything funny you said...
  • Hank: What? Don't you write down witty things I say in a notebook?
  • Cory: ...You think I should write down things you say in a notebook? A quote book?
  • Hank: Yes. Why is it not so?